There is something i find psychotic about women in relationships sometimes! Imagine your girlfriend making you mad. You get angry at her and she sees that you are mad. I do not talk when I am angry and i do not scream or yell or argue or even course any form of drama. I just shut down and keep quiet, My conversation becomes dull, cold and disengaged. Now imagine your girlfriend making you mad and then you start acting this way and then she gets mad at you for being mad at her.

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By Chris Seiter. What do you say to get your ex girlfriend back? That is all you want really — to figure what sweet and lovely things you can say to your girlfriend to get her to accept you back. To forgive you. To give you another chance.
Frank Sinatra famously said that the best revenge is massive success. I bet the women who used to brush him off when he was some chorus geek or whatever in high school felt really stupid about it a few years later. If this somehow angers you, skip the rest of this and go say something mean in the comments section. Fire up Photoshop and load a picture of the two of you together. Post passive-aggressive and ambiguous tweets and Facebook statuses. I just now realized I was dating a girl who is flashing the peace sign unironically in her Facebook profile picture. I gotta get my shit together, man. Like and comment complete nonsense on every social media post she puts out there on the Internet. Change it again a day or so later.
Not that I would recommend this, so take this at a FYI only. That being said, dating one of her friends or even someone she is remotely familiar with is sure to send her into fits of pure rage. Nothing on Earth that I have discovered pisses a girl off more than this except perhaps for dating one of her family members.